Why She’s Hot:

1. Zooey Deschanel.  Just look at her.  There is no denying her beauty.  Whether she is blonde, brunette, or red, she is always gorgeous.
2. This girl can sing.  She is part of the band She & Him.  Her voice.  It’s not whiny or poppy, it’s pure and beautiful.  Just like the rest of her … minus the pure part.
3. She is married to one of the greatest song-writers ever, Mr. Benjamin Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie.  Threesome now, please?!
4. Just her overall look.  She is adorable.  Time to break it down: her body, her eyes, her lips, her hair, her style.  Everything.
5. Have you heard she has a twin?  Her name is Katy Perry.  God decided that just one Zooey wasn’t enough for the world, so he created another.  I’m sure we would all be okay if he created even more.

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