Why He’s Hot:
- Take a look at this fucking tall glass of water. He’s six feet and three inches of GQMF and you know you want to gulp that shit down. His limbs are all loonngg and strooonng. Wonder if he has a third leg that stretches like that too…
- This dude was born in Italy and raised in the US, but he’s fucking Irish and Nordic. And his mom is Canadian. Riding him would be like taking a trip around the world, and you know you’ve always wanted to take one.
- We all know him from The Soup, making us laugh at the expense of our favorite celebrities and playing with chihuahuas, and on his new show, Community, he’s hilarious too. Joel’s just shoot-milk-out-your-nose-in-the-cafeteria funny and there is nothing sexier than that.
- He’s always been über-charming, slightly pretentious, and a completely condescending douchebag, we’ve known that all along, but admit it: it’s totally part of his appeal, right? Yes. Yes, it is.
- Yeah he’s thin, but how about a little sneak peak of what he’s hiding under those collared shirts and tailored jackets? Dayum, dude. What else are you keeping from us?
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