Why He’s Hot:

1. Let’s put it this way… he’s the total fucking bad boy you’ve always wanted. Willing to do just about anything including wrestling in the middle of a department store. Leader of the Jackass crew, you know he’ll be willing to take the lead other places as well, if you know what I mean…
2. Although he’s a bad boy he’s an amazing person as well. He was there for friend and fellow Jackass star Steve-O during his problem with drugs and helped him get through it. (Aw moment) What an all around awesome guy.
3. Johnny Knoxville, makes you want to just rip his pants off, doesn’t it? Well you’re in luck as this man is almost always naked. He’s 38 and has a solid 6’1 body. Oh and by the way, he has one of those killer perfect smiles. Totally jizz worthy.
4. You know those Jackass guys, always ready to take their clothes off. That confidence is fucking hot. You know you want to sex him in the mud, in the rain and anywhere for that matter.
5. He’s totally punk in the best way possible. He doesn’t need to have crazy piercings or dye his hair hot pink. He has a few tattoos (including one of his daughter’s name, awww). His style is just fucking great, and it’s so cute. The too short pants, and high-top Converse All-Stars with his signature aviators… kill yourself.

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