Why He’s Hot:

1. Let’s begin with the most prominent hot factor: he’s Jewish, he’s Jewish, he’s Jewish.
2. Those locks on his head courtesy, of his Jewishness. Everyone, take a moment to admire his perfectly tussled Jew fro - glorious, isn’t it?
3. He is the lead in the show Entourage. Now, I don’t know about you all but I wouldn’t mind being the person that provides “sexual favors” in his entourage. It’s Adrian Grenier for fucks sake.
4. He is artistic. He wrote a documentary on his journey to find his biological father. He’s not only artistic but similar to a little puppy. He has no dad. Let me comfort you, rest your head on my bosom sweet, sweet Adrian.
5. He’s Jewish. Sorry did I repeat that? I meant to.

Sidenote: His eyes are lovely, no?