Why He’s Hot:

1. Jemaine Clement is a sexy beast. Just one stare past those foxy glasses into his green eyes and you could just die and go to heaven. And if you are a fan of Flight of the Conchords, you know what the angels are doing in heaven… Didn’t he look darn good in that toga? Let me answer that for you: yes.
2. His accent is a lovechild of Australian and Sexual. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about, he’s from New Zealand. (How beastly is that country?) He is known for mumbling, but it doesn’t matter if you can’t understand what he’s whispering to you in the middle of the night; his voice is still “sixy”.
3. Those sideburns. Enough said.
4. My Lord: his lips. Every Jemainiac keeps this photo in their wallet. If his Maori heritage serves him right, his lips might not be his only asset, if you know what I mean. (On a side note, check out his rump.) His nick name isn’t snake hips for nothing.
5. This gorgeous man even tells you what he’ll do to you. WOAH, did you just see that? Correct! That was Jem in nothing but his business socks. And after a wild night, he’ll serenade you with his beautiful voice. Did I mention he plays the bass? Need I say more? But don’t worry, he doesn’t mind taking it slow.

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