Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s the chubby, awkward, Jewish (drools) lead singer of Say Anything. Who doesn’t love more cushion for the pushin’? Not to forget how damn cute he looks in tight clothes. His tattoos, green eyes, and smile don’t hurt either.
2. Whether he’s belting out his trade mark angst filled anthems, or singing breathy soft longings, his voice is beautiful and he always sings (with his tongue out ;]) the poetic songs he writes with undeniable passion that make us wonder what he brings in bed.
3. He’s suffered fro mental illness and extreme anger. Making him potentially very bad ass.  Yet, everything he does is for his extreme hope in love and his belief that it’s what’s going to save us all. He’s alive with the glory of love.
4. When it comes to sex, he doesn’t hold back. He doesn’t think twice about disobeying the Rabbi and touching himself or others. Confidence in sexuality is what gives every guy that sex appeal. His confidence is even enough to make girls touch themselves.
5. Did I mention he’s jewish, loves comic books and can play piano too?

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