Why He’s Hot:

1. As one of the best strikers in the English Premiership, Fernando Torres is a force to be reckoned with. Ok, that means nothing to most of you. In short: he’s a soccer player. Soccer players are trained to have stamina. Do I have to spell it out for you? (What else do you think this faceis for?) Not to mention, it means we get to see him Or not.) And damn does he look good in red. (And black!)
2. Now, a close-up. That face. Oh, that face. Those oh-so-tempting lips, those incredible dark Spanish eyes (that deserve a point all their own - oh, I didn’t mention he’s Spanish? Well, there’s another hundred sex points right there), those FRECKLES (holyshitholyshit),and the shaggy, endearing blond hair. Wait, his hair’s gone? OH NO-oh wait, he’s still just as fucking hot. Can I get an umph?
3. That smile. That heart-attack inducing, irresistible, ADORA-FUCKING-BLE smile. Oh baby.
4. GQMF alert! Looks like a sweaty soccer uniform isn’t the only thing this can rock.
5. OH MY GOD. There are no words. Never was there a better time for a well-placed UMPH. Even the men can’t believe it. And then THIS. (So close!) How did he get down there? Who gives a fuck? Most likely he looked in a mirror and was just toppled over by the sheer force of his sex power. Not sex appeal. Sex POWER. Oh yes.

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