Why She’s Hot:

1. That picture is a reason in itself. Who else could pull off drunk, disheveled, prom-queen-wanna-be and look that attractive? Answer: No one.
2. Her sense of humor. This woman can crack you up with one word. Perfect timing, perfect delivery, perfect emphasis, perfect everything. Have you seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? You haven’t? Shame on you. At least watch A Day In The Life of Kaitlin Olson. If you don’t laugh, have yourself medically examined.
3. Her smile. You didn’t hear me? I said HER SMILE. Do I need to elaborate on that one? No, but I’m going to anyway.
4. She can look totally sweet, and then totally sexy. You know you’d love to see her in a schoolgirl outfit and pigtails.
5. She can wear ridiculous outfits, make disgusting faces, and be covered in sweat and smeared makeup and still look attractive. That it hotness at its finest, my friends.

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