Why He’s Hot:

1. Those baby blue eyes. Yeah. Just imagine those staring at you from across the room, undressing you with his eyes. Who cares if he’s married? You know you’d drop your pants for him.
2. He’s over forty, and he hasn’t aged at all. That’s fucking hot, because you know he’s been around the block a few times.
3. Have you seen his body? Here, just LOOK. Yeah. Most dads with two kids don’t look like that. You could call him ‘daddy’ too, I bet. And have fun.
4. Don’t pretend you liked The Outsiders for any reason other than this.
5. He ruled the 80’s. And he shined greater than better actors. Why? Because he’s hot.

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