Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s unconventionally attractive. He’s got this dark, things-that-go-bump-in-the-night sort of sexy to him. You usually don’t see “full blown muttonchops” on the list of things girls drop their pants to, but when he looks this good rocking them, you might wanna revise that list. Move over, scruff- sideburns are the next big thing and Curtis Rx is the mastermind behind it.
2. He’s the singer and guitarist for Creature Feature, a band that sounds like Halloween every day. How awesome is that? And anyone who can sing about cannibalism, zombies, and being buried alive while looking and sounding absolutely gorgeous at the same time has to have some serious skills and a few screws loose. But who doesn’t like a guy who’s a little unhinged? Oh, and while playing guitar, he can do this. BAM. Jizz time.
3. At 6’3”, the man is one very tall drink of water. And his legs go on for days in those perfectly fitted pinstripe pants that just make them look even longer. Mmm, mmm, good.
4. His sleeve is brilliant. It’s huge, which means the man knows how to take some pain but it’s also intricate and it makes you want to run your fingertips all over those purple ink vines that wrap around the deliciously pale skin of his arm from his wrist all the way to his shoulder.
5. He’s a complete dork and makes no apologies for it. The guy writes songs about horror movies for a living and covers songs from old-school video games. He carries the biggest fanboy torch for Bruce Campbell. He knows the secret Contra code for 30 extra lives. There’s so much more to add to his dork list but he embraces all of it with pride and an irresistible smile.

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