3 months ago
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s unconventionally attractive. He’s got this dark, things-that-go-bump-in-the-night sort of sexy to him. You usually don’t see “full blown muttonchops” on the list of things girls drop their pants to, but when he looks this good rocking them, you might wanna revise that list. Move over, scruff- sideburns are the next big thing and Curtis Rx is the mastermind behind it.
- He’s the singer and guitarist for Creature Feature, a band that sounds like Halloween every day. How awesome is that? And anyone who can sing about cannibalism, zombies, and being buried alive while looking and sounding absolutely gorgeous at the same time has to have some serious skills and a few screws loose. But who doesn’t like a guy who’s a little unhinged? Oh, and while playing guitar, he can do this. BAM. Jizz time.
- At 6’3”, the man is one very tall drink of water. And his legs go on for days in those perfectly fitted pinstripe pants that just make them look even longer. Mmm, mmm, good.
- His sleeve is brilliant. It’s huge, which means the man knows how to take some pain but it’s also intricate and it makes you want to run your fingertips all over those purple ink vines that wrap around the deliciously pale skin of his arm from his wrist all the way to his shoulder.
- He’s a complete dork and makes no apologies for it. The guy writes songs about horror movies for a living and covers songs from old-school video games. He carries the biggest fanboy torch for Bruce Campbell. He knows the secret Contra code for 30 extra lives. There’s so much more to add to his dork list but he embraces all of it with pride and an irresistible smile.
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UH, YEP YEP YEP.
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music didn’t get me hot enough under
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It’s always weird coming across bands after...them… These guys were like Dead Man’s Bones...
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i think i may love him… yeah, i do.
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I FORGOT ABOUT CREATURE FEATURE! I used...love with their music,
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I dunno whether to feel extremely anvious or just speechless in general. lol Makes me wanna learn about him and his band...
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HAHAHAHA! Curtis!?!? Bernard (my fiance) is very good friends with the band Tubring, and they frequently tour with...
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hottdamn, do I wanna get
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FFFFFFFFFFFINALLYYYYYYY. i am still proud to be a creature feature fangirl, despite you other judgmental prudes. now we...
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I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS, BUT OH MY GOD THE SIDEBURNS! i’m
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long pinstriped legs? slim’s pic, booyah.
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been stalking reading what everybody else has been saying
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CHOPS. I WOULD KILL FOR A MAN WITH CHOPS.
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so thanks to the intriguing nature of this little bit of writing, i clicked on the myspace link and i am now in love.
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omg FINALLY someone agrees.
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lovely is this face?
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FINALLY. *gigglefit* I...hope this starts an infection
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I have no idea who he is, but I find him attractive at least in this pic. even with that beard.
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Well if you need my help, I’m here.
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I told her I would help her with it. We need to spread the CF disease any way possible.
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should show up… I was at...Liddy Pride introduced me...him....
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Well it doesn’t hurt if she gives it a shot!
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Warewolfman! RAWR
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thinking about it. I kind of wanted Miss Delirium to write it but she was all like “blehhh, my writing abilities”. So...
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WHAT?! As soon as I saw...“woah Creature Feature?!”...now...
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creepy facial hair, I find...reason. wtf. … I like
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Ha, you’re welcome. It had to be done. ;D
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…does this mean we’re gonna get one with Erik X now?
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rape rape rape rape
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you should, they are soo amazing!
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rainbowjealousyontherocks reblogged this from mfree and added:
Hahaha very funny. If he got rid of those god awful mutton chops then yes, totally hot…
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awesome. (yes this was totally necessary)
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Sigh…I must say, I...Creature Feature...very long time =)...
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I’m definitely looking him up right now.
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cute. I’ve never heard...band. I should check
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