Why He’s Hot:

1. Well, let’s start with the obvious. Trevor Moore is fucking hilarious. He’s part of the sketch comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know, and is sometimes credited as being the ringleader of the whole shebang. They’re known for not being afraid to push the envelope, and most of the time, it works so well that you’ll be doubling over with laughter by the time you finish an episode. And as many people know already, funny = hot. Plus, he’s got ridiculously funny friends, which is definitely a bonus.
2. Do you know how tall this man is? Take a wild guess. He’s six feet six inches. Yeah, he’s THAT freaking tall, and it’s goddamn sexy. Six feet would’ve been great enough, but he had to push it to the next level with half a foot. I’m pretty damn sure that climbing up that would be worth it.
3. Holy shit, look at his hair. How in the world is it so fine and straight like that all the time? No one knows, but it looks so fucking nice that you wanna run your fingers through it so it gets all tousled and falls on his face just a bit. And the fact that he has green/hazel eyes and dark hair makes for an amazing combination.
4. He can rock a suit like nobody’s business. He’s got just the right sort of swagger to pull it off, and his height doesn’t hurt either. He has a tendency to wear suits quite often, but no one’s complaining.
5. This sketch. Yeah, the sketch is really funny on its own, but Trevor’s really low, angry, breathy voice is damn HOT. Imagine that voice in your ear while he does god knows what to you. Alright, now go change your pants. The bathroom’s on the right.

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