Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s from Sheffield, England, he has a sexy british accent. It’s the “fuck my brains out” kind. Need I say more?
2. Look at that pout. He’s one of the only people who can pull off a pouty face in his twentys. Would you say no to this face? And those eyes? Those gorgeous brown spheres of beauty that scream “pleasureable”? I bet your eyes are clouding up right now with lust.
3. Look at that thing. And no really, that thing. You know what i’m talking about, right? He’s an amazing screamer, and I bet he and his “little friend” would teach you the basics.
4. Those tatoos. They’re damn sexy and add to him. From the chestpeice to the flying cock on his leg. Is that not sexy? It’s a sign of pure badass, and it adds to his flawless skin. It’s perfect and makes him even more bangable.
5. Look at his hair. It’s perfect. “It makes girls instantly wet, it makes mothers cry, it makes babies happen, it makes people in the army think… why are we fighting?” And it’s exactly true. Who knew a mop could bring so much pleasure?

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