Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s been making your skivvies wet since 2002 as the frontman of two different bands full of other fine male specimens. And you know how we feel about frontmen around here.
2. In blond or black hair, whether clean shaven or varying degrees of The Scruff, the man has the sexiest mouth. No? Maybe you prefer irresistable asses then. Or grope-me hands.
3. Look at this belt buckle. Look at it. The gateway to promised land, as if to say, “imagine getting your hands on this (and what’s underneath it).”
4. “That black designer dress / looks better underneath out feet / your knees in the dirt…” Yeah, Andrew McMahon wrote that. In a song called “What Gets You Off”… Wait, what was I talking about again?
5. Plus he’s got the cutest friends: bromance with William Beckett anyone?

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