Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s smart, he knows his politics, and he’s not afraid to state his opinion. For years we’ve watched him obliterate nonsensical conservative hogwash behind that desk on The Daily Show. Holy fuck is that a turn on, and I’m sure that desk is sturdy enough to hold more than paper and a pen.
2. His salt and pepper hair. As long as we’ve known him he’s had those sexy flecks of gray throughout his hair and there’s something sophisticated and really fucking hot about it. And paired with those big, expressive blue-grey eyes? Umph.
3. He’s hilarious, and you already know it, so elaborating isn’t even necessary is it?
4. He’s got some damn good genes. Who wouldn’t want to make beautiful babies with that man? Or at least practice. And practice and practice and practice…
5. He can be quite the sexy tease. Now tell me you don’t want a little of that right there. LIAR!!