Why He’s Hot:
- He’s the lead singer of MGMT. LEAD singer, that means he can take charge in bed, and other places of course. Don’t you want a man who can dominate you in bed and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while doing it? Yes, the answer is yes.
- Look at his fucking body, and those ARMS. His arms ladies, they are the best damn arms to grace this earth since I don’t even know when! He can wrap those babies around you and hold you tight all night long.
- Look into his beautiful green eyes. They want you. They need you. They are asking for you to look into them and fall in love. They will seduce you and you will like it - no you will LOVE it.
- He’s deep. He writes all of his own lyrics. Don’t you want a deep man who can write you poetry and sing to you? Right before he performs in bed that is!
- He has that whole ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude. It makes you want him even more. So people, why are you still here?!?!? Go start obsessing over this sex god pronto, you can thank me later.

