Why He’s Hot:

1. His arms. Goddammit I don’t even need to explain it after you look at those pictures.
2. He has one of the most perfect faces, ever. It’s like he was carved out of stone by Michaelangelo. His shapely, pink lips, the almond eyes, that fucking bone structure. His jaw could cut diamonds it’s so sharp.
3. You may not know who he is right now, but you will - he’s doing big things. He was Agent Zero in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. His superpower? The ability to cause spontaneous orgasms telepathically. Ok not really, but sort of. I mean I heard about a few cases of that happening to random movie goers. It was on the news. True story.
4. So we’ve covered his arms already. Care to look over the rest of him? Those abs? Pecs? Legs? Obliques? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. God, why do you torture us like this?
5. That smile. It could melt polar ice caps - you know damn well your underwear doesn’t stand a fucking chance.