Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s got one of the most beautiful smiles you’ve ever seen. Those dimples and great teeth can break down even your steeliest defenses whether they’re around your heart or your fly.
2. His style. Eclectic and always on point, CuDi always looks excellent, whether in a button down and tie or simple tee with his skinny jeans. And the man can accessorize. Yesss. We’ll just assume that he can do everything so well.
3. He smokes pot. To those of us that know the treasure of a man that will cuddle on the couch and light up with you, laugh hysterically at your sudden propensity for quoting The Hangover, and then not judge you when you eat an entire bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos - that’s extremely hot.
4. He’s hilarious, and isn’t afraid to make fun of himself, which we all know is pretty much a prerequisite to being hot.
5. His name is Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi. I’ll just let that go ahead and marinate on y’all a little bit…. Ok. Now: can you say that 5 times fast? I wonder if he could make you say it.