Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s a motherfucking angel of the lord. Yeah you saw it right, those wings are so intense, you can only witness the shadows.
2. He’ll grip you tight and raise you from perdition. If you don’t want that to happen to you, there’s something wrong with you.
3. He’s got that perfectly coiffed hair. He doesn’t use gel. Oh fuck no, he uses his motherfucking angel powers to keep that shit nice.
4. Those eyes. He stares at you and you just know he’s looking deep into your soul, figuring out exactly why your dad left. He hated his job at the post office.
5. Even though he wears the same shit every day, you know that shit’s clean. Not only is it clean, it’s fucking sexy as a motherfucker. Who knew a trench coat could be so damn amazing?

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