Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s Adam Brody. There’s no other like him: he is that unique, slightly eccentric, downright sexy nerd of a man we all came to know and love as Seth Cohen on The O.C. and he’s fucking hot. That disarming smile and adorkable manner made you love and lust after him equally.
2. He’s a musician. We recently got another little taste of it in Jennifer’s Body where he played the douchebag Satan worshiping lead singer of Low Shoulder, but he’s actually a drummer and a seems to be a pretty good one. Musical propensities always up the hot factor, don’t they?
3. He’s the boy next door. Sort of like the one you grew up with and he was your very best friend because he was SO awesome and totally got you and it didn’t even hit you how hot he was until he showed up at Prom looking surprisingly dapper and blew your mind and you realized you were in love with him all along. Oh wait…sorry. I’ve been watching too many Taylor Swift videos. But yeah, Adam’s something like that. There’s something familiar and attainable about him.
4. He’s Jewish. Look that nose, and that thick, curly dark hair. We’ve already established around these parts that Jewish men are simply the hotness.
5. Le sigh.