Why They're Hot

Why He’s Hot: 
Oh. my. God. Look at his gorgeous ass. His body: it didn’t even matter that most of the times we saw him with his shirt off he didn’t have a belly button - we knew that once it appeared it’d be sexy as fuck too, just like the rest of him. And damn! nature is a cruel mistress, creating obliques that taunt and tease us with fantastical ideas of where they lead but rarely producing hurricanes to rip off a guy’s pants and show us. 
The lips - they couldn’t be more perfect, all pink and plump and inviting and they stand out even more when accentuated by The Scruff. Also, he’s quite obviously an amazing kisser as seen here.
You know how a man’s eyes usually just make them more all around attractive? Well of course that’s true with Matt as well - we could all get lost in those green spheres surrounded by amazing dark lashes, but he goes above and beyond that: his eyes take him to a new level of hotness. He’s an eye fucker, with the ability to make you jizz just by looking at you for a prolonged moment. 
His smile. You see that shit? Those amazingly straight, white teeth? Are you blinded? No? Good - you’re one of the lucky ones. But I’ll bet your underwear has completely dissipated and is no where to be found. 
This. Oh, wouldn’t you love to wake up every morning and be witness to THIS? Wouldn’t you love to fuck him right back to sleep again so that you could see it again? You’re goddamned right you would.

Why He’s Hot:

  1. Oh. my. God. Look at his gorgeous ass. His body: it didn’t even matter that most of the times we saw him with his shirt off he didn’t have a belly button - we knew that once it appeared it’d be sexy as fuck too, just like the rest of him. And damn! nature is a cruel mistress, creating obliques that taunt and tease us with fantastical ideas of where they lead but rarely producing hurricanes to rip off a guy’s pants and show us.
  2. The lips - they couldn’t be more perfect, all pink and plump and inviting and they stand out even more when accentuated by The Scruff. Also, he’s quite obviously an amazing kisser as seen here.
  3. You know how a man’s eyes usually just make them more all around attractive? Well of course that’s true with Matt as well - we could all get lost in those green spheres surrounded by amazing dark lashes, but he goes above and beyond that: his eyes take him to a new level of hotness. He’s an eye fucker, with the ability to make you jizz just by looking at you for a prolonged moment.
  4. His smile. You see that shit? Those amazingly straight, white teeth? Are you blinded? No? Good - you’re one of the lucky ones. But I’ll bet your underwear has completely dissipated and is no where to be found.
  5. This. Oh, wouldn’t you love to wake up every morning and be witness to THIS? Wouldn’t you love to fuck him right back to sleep again so that you could see it again? You’re goddamned right you would.

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    6. EASTWICK!!!! Even though...name was Chad, he had too much class to handle. Like, he...
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    my guilty pleasure.

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