Why He’s Hot:

1. This bitch was in Inglourious Basterds. Yeah, he played Nazi war hero, Frederick Zoller, but admit, you thought it was fucking hot when he wore that suit. And when he got angry towards the end? You wanted him to take that anger out on you. With sex. Angry, angry sex.
2. He speaks four different languages: English, German, French, and Spanish. Now don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t want him to speak some foreign language while he fucks the life out of you.
3. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BODY. The things you know you would do to it, you don’t even have to say it.
4. He looks so goddamn good in plaid, so much so, that that is the one thing you’d let him keep on while the rest of the clothes came off.
5. When he speaks English, that accent is ridiculously attractive. You don’t want him to stop talking. Tell him to throw in some things in English while he’s at it.

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