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Why He’s Hot: 

 The puppy dog factor. He knows how to work the perfect guy triumvirate, all right…cute, charming and sensitive. Jason Segel is the kind of fella you want to console with a gentle hug, but once you put your arms around him, suddenly a simple friendly cuddle won’t suffice. No, you want that man on you like fucking animal. 
 He’s funny. The man will literally do anything to get a laugh - he ain’t afraid of sheeeit. Ladies, if this happened while you were in the process of breaking up with him, wouldn’t you be inclined to lose your clothes as well and forget about everything else? I thought so. 
 Dude’s a musician, too. He’s had many opportunities to showcase it, and every single time he does, it’s fucking awesome. Even if the songs are meant as jokes, you’ve still got to appreciate the talent there, as he writes it all himself. Most women secretly want to fuck a musician, just as most women love a guy who’s got a great sense of humour. Well, here you go. Fuckability scale just went off the radar. Yep, we’re all pining to be the next Lady L. 
 Sometimes extreme height is an advantage. Standing tall at 6’4”, he could totally pick you up, carry you over to the bedroom, like motherfucking Superman, throw you on the bed and make you scream his name until you lost your voice… 
 …but being as modest and sweet as he is, you’d probably end up throwing him down instead, not that you mind, you’re up to the task. Rest assured, when he eventually gets more aggressive in the sack with you, he’ll show you how much of a man he really is. Oh, and he’s not done either. 

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Why He’s Hot:

  1. The puppy dog factor. He knows how to work the perfect guy triumvirate, all right…cute, charming and sensitive. Jason Segel is the kind of fella you want to console with a gentle hug, but once you put your arms around him, suddenly a simple friendly cuddle won’t suffice. No, you want that man on you like fucking animal.
  2. He’s funny. The man will literally do anything to get a laugh - he ain’t afraid of sheeeit. Ladies, if this happened while you were in the process of breaking up with him, wouldn’t you be inclined to lose your clothes as well and forget about everything else? I thought so.
  3. Dude’s a musician, too. He’s had many opportunities to showcase it, and every single time he does, it’s fucking awesome. Even if the songs are meant as jokes, you’ve still got to appreciate the talent there, as he writes it all himself. Most women secretly want to fuck a musician, just as most women love a guy who’s got a great sense of humour. Well, here you go. Fuckability scale just went off the radar. Yep, we’re all pining to be the next Lady L.
  4. Sometimes extreme height is an advantage. Standing tall at 6’4”, he could totally pick you up, carry you over to the bedroom, like motherfucking Superman, throw you on the bed and make you scream his name until you lost your voice…
  5. …but being as modest and sweet as he is, you’d probably end up throwing him down instead, not that you mind, you’re up to the task. Rest assured, when he eventually gets more aggressive in the sack with you, he’ll show you how much of a man he really is. Oh, and he’s not done either.

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    His characters’ awkwardness turns me on.
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    ARGH. Josh Radnor and Neil Patrick Harris too. Gosh, why can’t i have em all. -R
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    oh god… marry me!
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    THIS. Man of my dreams.
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    the love i have for this man….
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    Yes yes yes and an infinity amount of times YES.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON SEGEL GET IN MY PANTS ALREADY OKAY BYE
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    OMG I MADE THAT GRAPHIC. HAHAHAHAHA
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    ‘Cause I love this dude.
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    HOTTEST MAN ALIVE.
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    OK LAST ONE. ive just been reading...most adorable man.
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    i want to marry this man, seriously. this is the description of my dream man, it’ll be a happy day indeed if i ever find...
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    mmm. ^^^ seriously, ahaha.
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    Marshall Eriksen but love
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    hilarious site. seriously....such a sweetheart
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    i like how i met your mother too.hehehe
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    wouldn’t having me...Jason Segel. BUT HOLY SHIT. 6’4”?! Motherfucker’s
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    Completamente de acuerdo.
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    Totes have a crush on this man.
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    dick looked daaaaamn nice...Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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    One. He is a musician ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc ), nuff said… nobody dates the drum guy…
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    FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES ;D
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    The guy’s like Gandhi - but better… he likes puppets.
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    something about him just makes me smile
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    Hannah. I always pertain to this guy by...Marshall (his character in How
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    polygamist marriage...Lee Pace. NERD AND NERDIER.
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    ABOUT TIME!:) God,...looked so hot at
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    Oh how I love him.
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    the boys of I Love You, Man are my new loves :) Jason Segel & Paul Rudd
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    Marshall / Marshmallow :3
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    My favorite HIMYM character. Eeeeeee!! But don’t get me wrong. I don’t wanna fuck him. He’s cute, period.
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    FAO MAXINE whytheyrehot:
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    He loves the Muppets. Enough said.
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    first i’m up until 2:30 in the morning watching zac efron be a babely babe in 17 again then i’m up until after three...
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    Segaaaaaaaaaaal.
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    eh. not for me. no matter what movie he’s in, i can’t get freaks & geeks out of my head
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    FUCK YES. HE IS EVERYTHING
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    Please, let me find...can marry & grow old with. mhm
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    LOVE JASON SEGAL.
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    slappa da basssss?
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    OMG. FREAKS AND GEEKS. JASON SEGEL. NIIIICK. …win.
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    @tatihc CHISPA que eu declarei propriedade há tempos! =9
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    AND we’ve already seen...penis, so no disappointment there, haha.
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    his tweet remains...my life. Sad maybe, but y’all know
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    whytheyrehot.tumblr,...slightly perverted comedy fan I am. What can I say? I love me some...
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    Don’t judge. But I think he is a cute minus the facial hair. Can I find someone like him?
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    i didn’t even need
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    I love Jason Segel.
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    blog always cracks me up....odd obsession with jason segel. gah!
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    oh yum #4 and 5. lmao. ;] he’s hot. LOOK AT THE FACIAL HAIR. roflroflrofl.
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    Aww… he looks like an adorable hobo in that picture. I’d give him a dollar.
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    Jason Segel is my favorite :)
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    thought about submitting him.
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    Uh, Idunno about you guiz, but I really like his cake. :o
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    … I’d fuck him...wasn’t fifteen years old. He...rather...
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    him. His laugh
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    I’m watching How I Met Your Mother right now.
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    oh, yes. ohhhh yes.
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    YES. YES. YES. YES.
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    yep. definitely.
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