Why He’s Hot:

1. The puppy dog factor. He knows how to work the perfect guy triumvirate, all right…cute, charming and sensitive. Jason Segel is the kind of fella you want to console with a gentle hug, but once you put your arms around him, suddenly a simple friendly cuddle won’t suffice. No, you want that man on you like fucking animal.
2. He’s funny. The man will literally do anything to get a laugh - he ain’t afraid of sheeeit. Ladies, if this happened while you were in the process of breaking up with him, wouldn’t you be inclined to lose your clothes as well and forget about everything else? I thought so.
3. Dude’s a musician, too. He’s had many opportunities to showcase it, and every single time he does, it’s fucking awesome. Even if the songs are meant as jokes, you’ve still got to appreciate the talent there, as he writes it all himself. Most women secretly want to fuck a musician, just as most women love a guy who’s got a great sense of humour. Well, here you go. Fuckability scale just went off the radar. Yep, we’re all pining to be the next Lady L.
4. Sometimes extreme height is an advantage. Standing tall at 6’4”, he could totally pick you up, carry you over to the bedroom, like motherfucking Superman, throw you on the bed and make you scream his name until you lost your voice…
5. …but being as modest and sweet as he is, you’d probably end up throwing him down instead, not that you mind, you’re up to the task. Rest assured, when he eventually gets more aggressive in the sack with you, he’ll show you how much of a man he really is. Oh, and he’s not done either.

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