Why He’s Hot:

1. We’ve known him all our lives and he’s only gotten hotter. He probably took your masturbatory virginity while you fantasized about him taking the real thing. That frosted ‘fro? Didn’t bother us a bit. That shit was hot. We wouldn’t have cared if his pubes were like that too.
2. His body - it’s not too thick or overly muscled, but it’s strong and lean and ripped. Just perfect for wrapping thighs around and running tongues over.
3. He can fucking dance. If he can move like that vertically, he’s got to have all kinds of moves laying down, yes? And even if he doesn’t, there are counters and walls and all kinds of ways you could get fucked without him having to be horizontal.
4. That voice. It’s been causing you to soak your underwear for over a decade now, and it’s not going to stop anytime soon. Once he gives up on that damn ‘acting’ thing, he’ll be right back to hitting notes that make our buttons pop off our jeans.
5. He’s hilarious. There’s never a dull moment when he hits SNL and no matter what he’s wearing, be it a huge tit or a leotard, he still looks fucking hot.