Why He’s Hot:
- He plays the bass. It’s a general rule that the bass player of the band is always hottest anyway, but the fact that it’s his deep, uneven riffs that drive most King of Leon tracks? Well, that’s enough to turn any flesh and blood chick into a groupie. I mean shit, he looks like this while he does it. And this. And this. You just jizzed in your pants, didn’t you? Yeah. The bathroom’s down the hall to the right; clean yourself up.
- Blindingly blue eyes & dark hair: a rare and oh so fucking hot combination. You’ve never in your entire natural life met a man who wasn’t exponentially hotter because he had those two physical characteristics. And you’ve never met a man that pulled it off better than Jared because you’ve never met a man with such an otherwise perfect face.
- He looks good in everything. No matter what style he’s channeling: The hipster rocker. The Southern Boy. The Badass. No matter his clothes - he looks hottt.
- The Scruff? It looks damn good scattered across that strong chin.
- Can we just stop and take a minute to appreciate his hair? I mean it’s a work of fucking art, every time. Look at it. LOOK. AT. IT. God, can you image grabbing handfuls of it while he fucks you? Of course you can.
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