Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s a man’s man. He’s not overly manicured: no coloring the salt & pepper specks in his hair or shaving if he doesn’t feel like it (umph - The Scruff). There’s no quietly thinking you could probably take him in a fight if you wanted - you know who’s got the balls in this pairing. He’ll pick you up by the ass, wrap your thighs around his waist and make out/carry you all the way to the nearest wall/bed/countertop and give it to you. Roughly.
2. He’s King Leonidas dammit. Find me a sexier protagonist in any film of the last 5 years. You know you clenched your thighs together extra tight when he was fucking his queen.
3. Have you seen those arms? Can’t you just imagine those wrapped around your waist? Mmmm, yes you can.
4. He’s Scottish. And with that comes a ridiculously smoldering accent and kilts. Yes, kilts.
5. He can make you sit through a Katherine Heigl film where’s she’s yet again playing the stereotypical, neurotic but cute, klutzy female and not think twice about it. That is a feat - and that is hot.