Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s the All American Boy: blonde, blue eyed, buff and wholesome looking, like an Abercrombie & Fitch model. Even though he’s Canadian (making him innately hot), which maybe explains that mastery of the “I wanna fuck the shit out of you” look he has.
2. He’s special. He can get away with shit that few other men can, like bad fashion choices, homemade tattoos, pasty pale skin, and weight gain and it doesn’t detract from his hotness at all. We’d fuck him in spite of all of it, and more. He just can’t do any wrong.
3. He was in The Notebook. And you fell in love with that sweet mother fucker because of it, you know it. No one was immune to the charm he exuded during that - even if you didn’t like the movie. We wanted Noah to kiss us in the rain. Wash our hair in the bathtubs. Screw us in the barn.
4. He’s quite literally a GQ MOTHERFUCKER. And he makes that shit look damn easy.
5. Speaking of easy, you know what’s hottest about him? That he doesn’t try. You can tell by the look on his face, by the way he struts around, none of anything matters to him - he’s Ryan Gosling for fuck’s sake! He’s just totally unflappable. He was a fucking Mouseketeer and it doesn’t take away from his cool factor at all. You want to put on his old mouse ears and have him bend you over his kitchen counter. Yup.