Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s got that something. You know that almost indescribable something some guys have? That emanation, that aura? He has it. Maybe it’s that teasing grin, the devilish way he raises a brow and smirks slyly when he speaks. Whatever it is: it’s something you want. Something you want inside of you.
2. His eyes. That perfect, pale shade of seafoam green just washes over and entrances you, lulling you like a drug, beckoning you to do any and every thing he wants.
3. His style. Did you see The Hangover? Had it been an awful movie, just to witness his sex appeal and cool factor would have been worth the price of admission, but being as it wasn’t - he was just the Cool Whip topping on that wonderful cherry pie. What about He’s Just Not that Into You? You wanted to be Scarlett Johansson, didn’t you? Experience some of that Bradley-ness? Mmmhmm. Yeah, he’s just a cool mother fucker.
4. He’s got a little bit of asshole in him. Oh you might not admit it, but you like your guy to have a little bit of asshole in him - we all do. We usually prefer that it’s not directed at us, but still. It can cause fights. Which leads to make up sex. And I don’t have to go any farther, do I?
5. Zach Galifinakis is his best friend. You have to be pretty awesome to put that on your resumé, and that level of awesome = hot.