Why He’s Hot:

1. You’ve seen him, right? His body? Do you need a reminder? Oh, well I’m happy to oblige: yes.yes.yes. He’s 6’2” of sex. 231 lbs of perfection. You want that strong, tall, delicious man in your life. Picking you up and having his way with you against the wall. No matter how big or small you are - he’s man enough to handle it and toss you around like a doll.
2. He makes a beard look good. Sure, it’s all the craze to wear more hair on your face than your head nowadays, but not many men can pull it off without looking fat, homeless, dirty or old. Ryan can. It just draws more attention those those beautiful dark brown eyes.
3. He’s a goddamned superhuman. He played Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and a franchise feature on his character is development now. Anyone who saw that film will tell you that his action sequence as Wade Wilson? Best in the film. Now, he’s been cast as Green Lantern. Do you know how badass Green Lantern is? Do you know how badass you have to be for people to want you to play him on top of playing Deadpool? Two of the most popular comic book characters of all time? Pretty fucking badass, that’s how badass.
4. His demeanor - he just exudes sexy and friendly and funny and good natured. He’s the guy you’d want to stick around after you’d hit your orgasm limit for the night, the one you’d want to snuggle up next to and watch television and just talk and crack jokes with. Getting along with someone that can get you off? Priceless people. Priceless.
5. He’s Canadian. Canadian boys are so, so hot.