Why He’s Hot:

1. His come hither stare. It’s like a fucking magnet. You don’t look at that face, those lips puckered out, those hazel green eyes narrowed in lust, that shirt unbuttoned seductively and walk away. You hop on that dude and ride him like a 25 cent spaceship outside of K-Mart.
2. He’s every man you could ever want. He’s the ‘come fuck me’ Casanova that you want when you’re feeling saucy. He’s the totally laid back, drink a beer and ‘slappa da bass man’ boyfriend when you just want to chill. He looks so good in a suit that you’d steal all the attention at your best friend’s wedding for having such a hot arm piece. He looks good clean shaven to take home to mom and he looks good with The Scruff to go out to dinner and meet your overprotective brothers.
3. He’s adorable, with that boyish grin and playful attitude. You wanna give him a noogie and then shove his face between your legs.
4. He’s got the best friends. The ones that you wouldn’t mind coming over to play XBox all night long because they’d make you giggle until you cried and give you blatant compliments that would make you blush. The ones that would tease you both incessantly when you came out of the bathroom together all flustered and disheveled because how into Halo Wars he got was hot as hell and you couldn’t resist blowing him before they started the next sequence.
5. His contagious laughter. It’s easy to make him burst out in fits of laughter and he’d think you were hilarious. If there’s anything hotter than a guy who’s funny, it’s a guy who thinks you’re funny.