Why They're Hot
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Why He’s Hot: His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless, saunters around and cocks the half smile and melts you. He would look at you across a smoky bar and you’d want him to undress you with those piercing blue eyes so badly that subconciously you’d start dropping trou before you even realized it and then once you realized you had his attention you’d totally keep going. Then you’d get kicked out the bar for public indency but he’d follow you and you’d have rough sex in the alley. Yeeaaaahhh. The bulge in his pants. The bulge. Uh, his acting? I dunno, I’m distracted now. That fucking bulge. I mean how big is that man’s cock?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

Why He’s Hot:

  1. His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless, saunters around and cocks the half smile and melts you. He would look at you across a smoky bar and you’d want him to undress you with those piercing blue eyes so badly that subconciously you’d start dropping trou before you even realized it and then once you realized you had his attention you’d totally keep going. Then you’d get kicked out the bar for public indency but he’d follow you and you’d have rough sex in the alley. Yeeaaaahhh.
  2. The bulge in his pants.
  3. The bulge.
  4. Uh, his acting? I dunno, I’m distracted now.
  5. That fucking bulge. I mean how big is that man’s cock?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
Tags: Chris Pine blissed men Date: 08.31.09 Time: 11:46 AM
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  3. theastralgypsy reblogged this from atomicblonde and added:
    *studies for a while* … *nods appreciatively*
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  9. atomicblonde reblogged this from pearlish and added:
    LOL THE BULGE, I KNOW, THE BULGE. IT DISTRACTS FROM ALL OTHER AMAZING ASPECTS OF HIS MAN.
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    lmfao ashley look!
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  18. unsleeping reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    all my dear. Lol, did someone from ontd_startrek write this? Hahahaa.
  19. alyzzaaa reblogged this from rafithecool and added:
    Omgssh Chris Pine ;D
  20. star-crossed-voyager reblogged this from rafithecool and added:
    Of course it was :)
  21. rafithecool reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    story behind this post. I fangirled over Chris Pine a bit,...he wasn’t one of my biases...
  22. ifail247 reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    sweet tap dancing jesus.
  23. storyofmydeath reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    lolo whytheyrehot:...Damn. I was trying...do a report on...
  24. whenmyeyesroam reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    well. ‘nuff said.
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  27. missmarissa86 reblogged this from thelittleseal and added:
    Ok so there’s no doubt that he’s one sexy gqmf… but whoever wrote this really couldn’t have thought of anything better...
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  29. lisagallagher reblogged this from pinklemondesigns and added:
    whoever wrote this….. get out of my head!!
  30. pinklemondesigns reblogged this from thelittleseal and added:
    ROFLMAO! I’m distracted now too. O__o
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  42. jenniferngyn reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA I loved
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  44. chlofosho reblogged this from chubblezilla and added:
    HAHAHAHA I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
  45. chubblezilla reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    ^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA
  46. nooraindrops reblogged this from purplecovergurl and added:
    LMAO! ALLIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU ;)
  47. purplecovergurl reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    For Noorain LMAOOOO
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  52. chelseanakita reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    last one, i promiseee… couldn’t pass this one
  53. emmamariellegille reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    *currently distracted O.O*
  54. jesseeeeekabellat reblogged this from whytheyrehot
  55. acciolove reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    OMG OMG OMG OMG SO HOT.
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  57. jaackii reblogged this from justanotherprettylie and added:
    I HATE HOW YOU WERE WALKING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!!!
  58. justanotherprettylie reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    pretty positive these are the greatest reasons why someone
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  65. starkstaringmad reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    one impressive bulge.
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  73. awkwardinpink reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    he’s my number #3 celebrity i...have. i mean…he was
  74. saypooyou reblogged this from jessicarm
  75. pudgymidway reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    kisses super friggin well, from what I’ve seen. And thank...more in love with him than...
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  77. argyleskin reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    BHSKLDHFKLSJAHGLAJGKAERG. HE IS...FUCKING HOTTEST MAN ALIVE, I SWEAR
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  79. withinreason reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    SO HE’S NOT HOT, HIS PENIS IS!!
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  82. extendbeneaththestars reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    CAPTAIN SEXY RIGHT HERE.
  83. yunzi reblogged this from untilyoubelieve and added:
    all this talks about is the bulge and some sort of ridiculous theory of stupid shit. chris is attractive in a lot of...
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  85. mackenzierockit reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    ah hem, WHY DO YOU NEED A LIST?! especially...list above. …ew?
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    Um, hey there Chris Pine.
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    I LOVE CHRIS PINE....was in just my luck, one of my favorite movies,
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    whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot:...His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless,...
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    HAHHAHA, omg, dying.
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    this ones okay. ;)
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    Zachary is all eloquently written...this one… well...think...
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    ridiculous! srhethae spot on
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  122. electroxgirl reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    OH MAN! While reading this I was doing this face. You know, when some dirty guy sees some skank in
  123. katrinamanalo reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    How come I don’t have...picture of this sexy man on my tumblr? This should fix it, my God...
  124. kkerryberryy reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    love with all of these people…
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    POST N00DZ OR GTFO!
  126. minalskare reblogged this from yosaffbridge and added:
    does dude realize he’s at the kid’s choice awards? dear god!
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  128. salishere reblogged this from yosaffbridge and added:
    It’s prob porn star big. just saying
  129. yosaffbridge reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    name, I instantly wonder about
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  132. jerace reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Simply say Chris Pine...are talking about
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    eyes… oh my. this tumblr...going to get me into trouble.
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    …this blog is now my life.
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    CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AHAHA
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  141. lalady reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    fucking world needs...know. or just me....world. although...
  142. milochronicles reblogged this from captainkirk
  143. oneay reblogged this from captainkirk and added:
    Why is this soooo accurate?!
  144. brightandshiny reblogged this from oceanchild and added:
    I wonder if he knows he’s my boyfriend. Probably not.
  145. samstutchywinchester reblogged this from captainkirk and added:
    i lol’d so hard but yeah he’s hawt
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    alley.” oh my god
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! ang hot mo fucking shi-yet.
  152. pirouettes reblogged this from ifitsthebeaches and added:
    mmmmmm chris fine
  153. verolpstalker reblogged this from albionscastle and added:
    You made me look! And I don’t regret it XD
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  156. itsgettingironicinhere reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    guys slay me. Now i’m focusing on one part of this
  157. albionscastle reblogged this from youareillogical and added:
    Neither am I, I’m just using the zoom to check out his……ummmm..oh bracelet, yeah thats what I’m checking out :-)
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    bahahaha, I laughed so hard
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    the world DOES need to know. chants: DO A SEX TAPE! DO A SEX TAPE!
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    hahahaha omg I just laughed
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