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Why He’s Hot: His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless, saunters around and cocks the half smile and melts you. He would look at you across a smoky bar and you’d want him to undress you with those piercing blue eyes so badly that subconciously you’d start dropping trou before you even realized it and then once you realized you had his attention you’d totally keep going. Then you’d get kicked out the bar for public indency but he’d follow you and you’d have rough sex in the alley. Yeeaaaahhh. The bulge in his pants. The bulge. Uh, his acting? I dunno, I’m distracted now. That fucking bulge. I mean how big is that man’s cock?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

Why He’s Hot:

  1. His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless, saunters around and cocks the half smile and melts you. He would look at you across a smoky bar and you’d want him to undress you with those piercing blue eyes so badly that subconciously you’d start dropping trou before you even realized it and then once you realized you had his attention you’d totally keep going. Then you’d get kicked out the bar for public indency but he’d follow you and you’d have rough sex in the alley. Yeeaaaahhh.
  2. The bulge in his pants.
  3. The bulge.
  4. Uh, his acting? I dunno, I’m distracted now.
  5. That fucking bulge. I mean how big is that man’s cock?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
Tags: Chris Pine blissed men Date: 08.31.09 Time: 11:46 AM
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    *sigh* trufax tho
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    *studies for a while* … *nods appreciatively*
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    LOL THE BULGE, I KNOW, THE BULGE. IT DISTRACTS FROM ALL OTHER AMAZING ASPECTS OF HIS MAN.
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    lmfao ashley look!
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    all my dear. Lol, did someone from ontd_startrek write this? Hahahaa.
  27. alyzzaaa reblogged this from rafithecool and added:
    Omgssh Chris Pine ;D
  28. star-crossed-voyager reblogged this from rafithecool and added:
    Of course it was :)
  29. rafithecool reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    story behind this post. I fangirled over Chris Pine a bit,...he wasn’t one of my biases...
  30. ifail247 reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    sweet tap dancing jesus.
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    lolo whytheyrehot:...Damn. I was trying...do a report on...
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  34. missmarissa86 reblogged this from thelittleseal and added:
    Ok so there’s no doubt that he’s one sexy gqmf… but whoever wrote this really couldn’t have thought of anything better...
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    whoever wrote this….. get out of my head!!
  37. pinklemondesigns reblogged this from thelittleseal and added:
    ROFLMAO! I’m distracted now too. O__o
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    HAHAHAHAHAHHA I loved
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    HAHAHAHA I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
  52. chubblezilla reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    ^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA
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    LMAO! ALLIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU ;)
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    For Noorain LMAOOOO
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    last one, i promiseee… couldn’t pass this one
  60. emmamariellegille reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    *currently distracted O.O*
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  62. acciolove reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    OMG OMG OMG OMG SO HOT.
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    I HATE HOW YOU WERE WALKING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!!!
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    pretty positive these are the greatest reasons why someone
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    one impressive bulge.
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    he’s my number #3 celebrity i...have. i mean…he was
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    kisses super friggin well, from what I’ve seen. And thank...more in love with him than...
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    BHSKLDHFKLSJAHGLAJGKAERG. HE IS...FUCKING HOTTEST MAN ALIVE, I SWEAR
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    SO HE’S NOT HOT, HIS PENIS IS!!
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    CAPTAIN SEXY RIGHT HERE.
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    all this talks about is the bulge and some sort of ridiculous theory of stupid shit. chris is attractive in a lot of...
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    ah hem, WHY DO YOU NEED A LIST?! especially...list above. …ew?
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    Um, hey there Chris Pine.
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    I LOVE CHRIS PINE....was in just my luck, one of my favorite movies,
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    whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot:...His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless,...
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    HAHHAHA, omg, dying.
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    this ones okay. ;)
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    Zachary is all eloquently written...this one… well...think...
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    ridiculous! srhethae spot on
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    OH MAN! While reading this I was doing this face. You know, when some dirty guy sees some skank in
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    How come I don’t have...picture of this sexy man on my tumblr? This should fix it, my God...
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    love with all of these people…
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    POST N00DZ OR GTFO!
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    does dude realize he’s at the kid’s choice awards? dear god!
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    It’s prob porn star big. just saying
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    name, I instantly wonder about
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    Simply say Chris Pine...are talking about
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    eyes… oh my. this tumblr...going to get me into trouble.
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    …this blog is now my life.
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    CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AHAHA
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    fucking world needs...know. or just me....world. although...
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    Why is this soooo accurate?!
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    I wonder if he knows he’s my boyfriend. Probably not.
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    i lol’d so hard but yeah he’s hawt
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    alley.” oh my god
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! ang hot mo fucking shi-yet.
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    mmmmmm chris fine
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    You made me look! And I don’t regret it XD
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    guys slay me. Now i’m focusing on one part of this
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    Neither am I, I’m just using the zoom to check out his……ummmm..oh bracelet, yeah thats what I’m checking out :-)
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    bahahaha, I laughed so hard
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    the world DOES need to know. chants: DO A SEX TAPE! DO A SEX TAPE!
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    hahahaha omg I just laughed
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