Why He’s Hot:

1. His name is Gabriel Eduardo Saporta. That’s just sex in fancy, Uruguayan linguistics.
2. That whole tall, dark & handsome thing.
3. That lower torso you see there, and how it peeks out at you from between his super low rise skinny jeans and too short t-shirts.
4. He admits he can’t sing but is all like “fuck you, I know I can’t but I love doing it so STFU.”
5. His package looks a little swollen sometimes. Like he might be carrying something serious down there. Maybe.