1. Listen up everyone, it’s time to put your Twilight books down because I’m about to introduce you all to a real, flesh-eating, panty-wetting, vampire! You see that man up there? That’s the lucious, man beast, sex god: Kamijo, vocalist of the best hot fuck background music band, Versailles. Kamijo’s not just a regular old vampire, he is a fucking rockstar vampire prince! Everything a girl dreams of in one sexy existence.
2. Now, don’t be fooled by his effeminate looks because this blood-thirsty, hot piece of meat, is by far the manliest man to have ever existed. His broad shoulders, big strong hands, charming voice, seductive smile, packed abs, thick adam’s apple,  thirst-killing lips, skin-puncturing dracula teeth, perfectly sculpted thighs and all the, mental-virginty-stealing, landscape between those two orgasmic pieces of meat, will leave your panties wet for days.
3. Don’t worry, this man is not just looks. His baby-making, sexy, thigh-wetting voice will fire up your ovulation so bad, it won’t be long before you find yourself going to sleep with his heavenly voice penetrating through your headphones until morning.
4. Now, just because he’s to blame for the pervesion of millions of girls, along with being responsible for more than half the babies that get popped out everyday, doesn’t mean he is arrogant. Not at all. He has a cute and dorky personality which will leave you with a jaw-breaking smile so big you won’t even need botox when you get older.
5. Now let’s revise what we learned shall we? Kamijo is a sexy, meaty, talented, pore-opening, moan-triggering, mouth-watering, meat-pulsing, vampire sex god that with one look can easily have you down on your knees, riding him all night long and with every impulse of pleasure he gives you, you’ll be screaming: “bonjour honey!”

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