Why He’s Hot: 

1. This hot motherfucking sexy man is Emile Hirsch. He not only is a good actor, I bet you 10 dollars he is fucking great in bed. He likes to write poetry. And look at those eyes! Just picture him reading you poetry while you are staring into those beautiful eyes. He is overall an attractive man. 
2. He has been in a lot of movies, ever since he was little. He was adorable just a couple of years ago. You just want him to come home to you and fuck you in the foyer. Sometime he does have longer hair. But really I doubt you would are look at the FUCKING BODY! 
3. He played a badass drug dealer in Alpha Dog. Also he was in Milk, and was the cutest nerd ever. Can’t you just picture him pinning you up against the wall and making sweet love to you. Just look at this guy. Are you wet? Am I the only one that thinks he is hot? 
4. He seems to be the romantic type, eh? Just picture him taking you to a candle lit dinner on a beach, then reading you some of his poetry, again. Who cares if he is taken, I mean you could win him over, or if you like threesomes… Now doesn’t he just make you smile when he smiles? 
5. My last point to convince you that I am not crazy, and that he is fucking sexy. Look at this STYLE! He is so cute and you know it. What if you saw him walking down the street like this. Now before I finish, try not to have a sex dream about him. If you do just picture waking up to this everyday. 

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