Why He’s Hot: 

1. Yeah, that’s his real name. Even reading it makes you flushed, doesn’t it? Nobody has a name like Benedict Cumberbatch, because Benedict Cumberbatch is too good to settle for a recycled name. That’s right, it’s a fucking mouthful, and it’s hard to moan that with your legs wrapped around his waist. But that’s okay: you can concentrate on the challenge so you don’t come too soon because you’re fucking Benedict Cumberbatch.
2.  His voice is pure sex. Deep, rich, husky, and oh yeah, he’s English, so he can talk dirty to you and make it sound like fucking Shakespeare. Of course your panties are wet – do you need a cold shower before we go on?
3.  Holy hell, have you seen that body? Benedict Cumberbatch is whipcord lean, and his waist is probably smaller than yours. His hands are more graceful, too – you bet you’d like those long fingers inside of you. And yeah, we know you wanna trace that collarbone and those tendons with your tongue. It’s okay, so do we. Also, did we mention his ass?
4.  Have you seen his face? Look at those goddamn cheekbones! Yeah, you wanna lick them, but watch out, ‘cause you could slice fucking carrots on those. And what about his eyes? Are they green? Blue? Gray? Who knows? All we know is they make panties drop at fifty yards.
5.  There’s nothing sexier than confidence, and Benedict Cumberbatch has got it in spades. This GQMF wears sequined silver shoes on the red carpet. The man’s not afraid to get ugly for a role, or to dress up like a girl – and look hotter than you doing it. Feel free to go to your bunk – you’re released. We need some alone time, too.

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1. You may look at this guy and think… what the actual fuck? He can’t be real. Well I’m here to tell you folks that this GQMF is, in fact, real. He goes by the name of Tom Welling. If you didn’t know that then I truly feel bad for you.
2. He’s got dark hair and bright green eyes that will make you melt.  He’s even sexy with a huge scar across his chest. Did you check those abs? Of course you did. I bet you’re at a loss of breath now aren’t you? It’s okay, it’s expected.
3.   If you’re like me, you like a guy that can protect you. Well his 6’3” frame is perfect for doing just that. Not only that, but he’s had practice. He plays Clark Kent aka Superman on a popular TV show called Smallville. You’ve never seen an unattractive guy play him and you never will. We’ve never actually seen him in the suit, but you know what he said? “I make that suit look good.” Oh. We know you do, Tom. We know you do.
4. He was a male model before he was an actor. He can pull off short hair or long hair. You have to be sexy as hell to do that. He even modeled with Ashton Kutcher for Abercrombie & Fitch. That’s saying something.
5. He played varsity soccer and baseball in high school and you know what that means. Sexy soccer legs and sexy baseball ass. The combination of both creates a sexiness that cannot be beaten. Oh plus his ridiculous biceps that are the definition of arm porn.

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Why He’s Hot: 

1. See that fly bitch up there? Well that’s Johnny Fucking Marr, a.k.a. the guitarist for The Smiths, Modest Mouse, and The Cribs, or better yet, JUST THE GREATEST GUITARIST WHO EVER LIVED. Think I’m joking? Think again bitch, let’s see you play a guitar this amazing while looking this fucking gorgeous. Yeah, didn’t think so. He’s so bad ass he had a plant named after him. He’s also a pretty swell dancer. On stage Morrissey and him had everyone, including straight men, swooning over them and their incredibly lush moves. Don’t you just want to give him a big hug? 
2. This man had some sweet ass motherfucking style, and still does. He totally rocks his leather jacket and stunner shades, not to mention his adorable bowl cut and Keith Richards hairdo. OH GOD, TO BE THAT HAIR. What other men do you know that can make eyeliner and mascara look this hot? He makes smoking look sexy as hell too. And those tight pants, hnnnng. Unfortunately his fabulous diamond necklace never really caught on, but he’s still a princess in our hearts~
3. Everyone knows that him and Morrissey were secret lovers back in the day. (Sorry Mick) Their chemistry was unbelievable. I mean, just look at how adorable and loving they were! CAN’T YOU SEE THE JEALOUSLY IN MORRISSEY’S EYES?  Don’t act like you don’t secretly wish they were boyfriend and girlfriend (which in this case I’m pretty sure Moz would be the girl) Like Johnny says, “He needs a good humping!” 
4. If you thought he was cute then, then check him out now.  It’s hard to believe that he’s now 46, but he’s still as precious and darling as ever. THE MAN DOESN’T AGE I SWEAR TO GOD. 
5. Still not convinced? Are you shitting me? Listen to his lovely little Manchester accent, look at his dreamy smile, how can you not be in love? JUST. LOOK. AT. HIM. beautiful, talented, gorgeous, stunning, perfect, etc. UNFFF.

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1. Listen up everyone, it’s time to put your Twilight books down because I’m about to introduce you all to a real, flesh-eating, panty-wetting, vampire! You see that man up there? That’s the lucious, man beast, sex god: Kamijo, vocalist of the best hot fuck background music band, Versailles. Kamijo’s not just a regular old vampire, he is a fucking rockstar vampire prince! Everything a girl dreams of in one sexy existence.
2. Now, don’t be fooled by his effeminate looks because this blood-thirsty, hot piece of meat, is by far the manliest man to have ever existed. His broad shoulders, big strong hands, charming voice, seductive smile, packed abs, thick adam’s apple,  thirst-killing lips, skin-puncturing dracula teeth, perfectly sculpted thighs and all the, mental-virginty-stealing, landscape between those two orgasmic pieces of meat, will leave your panties wet for days.
3. Don’t worry, this man is not just looks. His baby-making, sexy, thigh-wetting voice will fire up your ovulation so bad, it won’t be long before you find yourself going to sleep with his heavenly voice penetrating through your headphones until morning.
4. Now, just because he’s to blame for the pervesion of millions of girls, along with being responsible for more than half the babies that get popped out everyday, doesn’t mean he is arrogant. Not at all. He has a cute and dorky personality which will leave you with a jaw-breaking smile so big you won’t even need botox when you get older.
5. Now let’s revise what we learned shall we? Kamijo is a sexy, meaty, talented, pore-opening, moan-triggering, mouth-watering, meat-pulsing, vampire sex god that with one look can easily have you down on your knees, riding him all night long and with every impulse of pleasure he gives you, you’ll be screaming: “bonjour honey!”

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Why He’s Hot: 

1. Oh well, look what we’ve got here, even if you’re already looking and I bet you do. Well bitches, the name is Eli and boy is part of the korean boysband U-kiss and you know what? Boy says that you make him tingle tingle, but i’m pretty sure it’s the other way around.
2. Look at him in the eyes, or maybe you got distracted by his body. Maybe it’s the guns, still don’t forget the torso, and i guess you’d like to see his back too, but look up and look at his cute nose, adorable smile, whole cute face. How can a man be both adorable and hot? Don’t ask. It’s motherfucking Eli we’re talking about.
3. He looks good as a cook, in casual clothes, with make up or not, even wearing sunglasses like a boss. He looks so great in a suit his friend wanted to join in. Oh, and he can be a prince or wear a dress. You know what it means? That’s right bitch. Roleplay. Now get back to those wild fantasies of yours, because you found the right guy.
4. The nickname is Pigeon Eli for a reason. He likes to be dork and is famous for his weird faces. But that’s because boy is funny and that means he’ll provide you good laughs. Now look. He’s a funny guy that would take care of you. What would you want more? Oh yeah, cut that bitch down.
5. He knows three languages, english, mandarin and of course korean. What’s good about that? That guy can talk dirty internationally. By now you’re wishing to be fluent in chinese and korean just because you’d like to know what he could say to you but don’t worry, the only thing you’ll be able to scream is his name when you two will get down.

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