Why He’s Hot:

1. Don’t you remember Hanson from the 90s? Of course you do. You know you loved MMMbop and thought Zac was adorable on them drums. (don’t worry, it doesn’t make you a pedo to admit it, I promise.) Besides, who doesn’t love a drummer in general?
2. Uhm have you seen his smile? Dentist’s wet dream. Enough said.
3. DILF, anyone? How about even though you want to hate her for wining his heart he and his wife are ADORABLE together. Look how happy they look together. Awww :’D cute, yes? okay… moving along…
4. He is fucking HILARIOUS. Just watch. What gal can resist a man with good looks, and quick wit?
5. I’ll throw in a slightly serious one: he’s passionate about makes a difference through his, and his brothers’, charity. Who can resist someone with such a big heart? And lets not lie now, he looks good doing it too. ;)

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Why He’s Hot:

1. Yeah, that’s him. Andrew Mother-flipping Bravener. You know you want him. You do, it’s obvious. Seriously, take a long stare. No? Then get your hand out of your pants.
2. A-fucking-dorable. Not to mention hilariously cute. How did he get that adorable? How did he become so funny? The world may never know. But I’m betting you want to lick him until you find out. He’s just a big kid. (By the way, did you seen that shirt with his name on it? You could be wearing that the next morning.)
3. He’s Canadian. Which equals, shit tons more hotness. Plus Canadians are polite. You can be all “Do me!” And he’ll be all “Sure thing eh!” *thrust* You know you just got a girl boner.
4. The dude rocks the skinny jeans. Or plaid. Or no pants at all.(You know you paused it at 0:52) Speaking of which you better go change yours… again. Who knew a skinny white kid could make all of your dreams come true.
5. I know what you’re thinking, “A sexy ass Canadian boy would never want me”. You’re probably right. But you could try and go for it. Just sign up for internet dating.(Pleasure machine? You bet.) So let’s recap, great clothes, Canadian, mother-fucking adorable, hilarious, and he is ANDREW BRAVENER. I’m pretty sure that covers it.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. This man is BRYCE FUCKING AVARY, aka. The Rocket Summer. If you didnt know that, I think it’s about time you jump off a cliff. But before you do that, marvel over his rugged manliness and incredibly chiseled face.
2. He created a clothing line, as if we weren’t already thinking about getting into his pants. His style, his infamous vests and sexy skinny ties to his denim jackets. Oh, and could you pull off that hat? I didn’t think so.
3. He’s a ‘one man show’. Meaning, he does everything. I’m talking instruments, but feel free to interpret that any way you want to. Not only does he play the guitar, the piano, the drums, and just about every other instrument ever created, but picture this voice singing to you every night. Wouldn’t be getting much sleep now would you?
4. Look at this mans beautiful motherfucking eyes. ‘Nuff said.
5. He can pull of any look in the book, from spiky blonde-haired boybander to unshaven sophisticated hotass. Whatever his appearance, it would look lovely under my sheets.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s MATHIAS LAURIDSEN. And if you haven’t heard of him you’ve seen him and his gorgeous good looks.
2. He’s the son of a Danish rocker. And his voice could pass off for one. He can talk the talk and walk the walk.
3. He pulls off any look. From rockstar to 50s gentlemen.
4. He’s only 26! and already he’s on the Model Icon List and has been embedded in plaster like the king he is.
5. If I haven’t sold you and you’re not drooling over his blond hair , blue eyes, tan body and messy hair then have I mentioned he’s single?

Why He’s Hot:

1. Look! It’s… a bird? A plane? No silly goose, it’s Justin Mother Fucking Godsey. He’s the lead singer of My Girl Friday, an Arizona based stud muffin quintet. If this boy’s angelic voice doesn’t make you crap your pants (or at least soothe your listening holes) then I don’t know what can.
2. Often times, according to his Twitter, he enjoys ‘getting weird’ with his friends. Wouldn’t you like to ‘get weird’ in the bedroom with this big hunk of man candy? That’s what I thought.
3. Aside from his band, Sir Steamy Sexpot also belts out a cover song or two every once in a while. His side project, The Wide Awake, is the butter to my muffin. Google it, kids.
4. Wanna know what else is hot? His full name. Justin Curtiss Godsey. Just looking at those three words in the same sentence should make you want to buckle up and take a ride on his train. And guess what other word has two ‘s’ like Curtiss? You guessed it, ass. As in, his ass you should want to… you get the idea.
5. Oh My Godsey, don’t mistake him for a fist pumping juicehead on Jersey Shore because he’s actually on Gossip Girl. That’s right, he’s the spitting image of Chuck Bass. He even has a little dance he does known as ‘Chuck’s Humps’. If this heaven sent male specimen hasn’t made you wet your trousers already, you mustn’t be fully conscious.

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