Why He’s Hot:

1. You see this boy here? Yeah him, about to rip his shirt. Forget Rain, this is Lee motherfucking Junho. One of the lead dancers of Korean band 2PM and you know these boys are god damn hot. With his small eyes, lush lips and charming smile, Junho is on hot beast.
2. While Onew might have a nice little bulge in his tight skinny jeans, he’s probably never used it and yes, it might drop off. But don’t worry, because Junho has something better, the MOST AMAZING ARSE on the whole fucking planet. He’s got so much junk in his trunk, he’d give all 13 members of Super Junior a nice ass, and still have enough left over to fill the other two boys in Super Junior M. The other members know it and It even has it’s own webpage!!!. Junho himself said he can’t sleep on his back because it’s so big and Round They probably did this just to show case his butt. You wish your ass was even half that beautiful.
3. Junho can pull off ANY look and still be sexy. You want him to wear leather Fuck yes, he’s hot. A pink kitty tail He’s still hot. Even just a teeshirt, he’ll work it and you’ll plead to your computer screen that he’ll take it off because Junho is a beast.
4. He’s also a machine. He does reality tv shows, sports shows as well as acrobatics and not just hand stands and girly rollie pollies. This man backflips, scissor kicks, jump’s over 6ft tall men, backflip’s off their shoulders AND “kill’s” them with just his thighs. Junho’s the shortest member of 2pm and second youngest but don’t misjudge him. He may look cute, but behind those tiny little eyes and wobblier-than-jelly butt he’s a competitive little bastard. He will win. He’ll look damn hot doing it and he won’t get his hair wet. He won 100m sprints in dreamteam, various challenges in Mnet’s hot blood and won JYP’s superstar survival.
5. Considering he’s primarily a dancer, he’s got an amazing voice. Whether singing a duet, rapping or just singing with the band, he’s got one seductive voice that will make you wish you understood Korean sex talk.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the one and only Gael Garcia Bernal. Who the hell, who else could rock a hat like this, seriously. He is an excellent and very sexy actor of Mexican decent, muy caliente indeed.
2. this.<—-you need to watch that. NOW. you’re probably thinking, “DAMNNN, chris pine got some competition with that bulge-age!!” and yes he does, dammit.
3. He can speak spanish, english, portuguese, french and italian. just imagine the things he would say when he’s making love to you…. oh mahh laaawwwdddd.
4. His eyes. My GOD, HIS EYES. they are pools of that good and sweet ass honey.
5. He is an amazing character and could play any role. I mean anything. Gael can play a gorgeous transgendered woman, or a young homosexual who is fond of skinny dipping and jacking off beside the pool, and many many more. I also love the fact that he doesn’t mind being naked for most of the time (<—nsfw). Dios mioooooo por favor.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s the Nostalgia Critic, not Doug Walker. And while Doug is funny and talented (and can give a pipe a blowjob like nobody’s business but I digress), this is obviously less about respect and more about pinning a nice piece of ass in a suit (and the tie always stays on; just ask Spoony) down on his desk and fucking him senseless.
2. Boy can sing. Seriously, when all women see onscreen is a piece of shit singing opera and their panties still melt? You know you’ve got something good.
3. His eyes are fucking gorgeous, even without the eyeliner that you see above. Whether they’re green, grey, blue… who gives a crap? THEY’RE BIG AND PRETTY!
4. He’s yummy when he’s suffering. And seeing as how his job is to review violently horrible movies, there’s a lot of that going around. This guy have given a lot of fangirls a hurt/comfort kink… okay, fine, much more emphasis on the hurt side of things but you still get my point.
5. But it’s not like he’s a total woobie, though. He looks sexy with a gun, he fights with everyone all the time and he says things like “I am the master and you are the subordinate.” Oh, Critic, you can be our master anyday.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. See that classy Japanese GQMF? That right there is Hideo fucking Kojima. Sure he’s almost old enough to be your dad. But that just provides him with the kind of dress sense that only a, erm, more experienced man could have. And when he’s dressed casually? Way hotter than your dad.
2. In case you weren’t aware, this man is responsible for the Metal Gear Solid series. That may not strike you as hot. But bear in mind these things: he doesn’t need to be this hot as a game developer! See those sweaty, unimpressive background figures mostly obscured by the hotness? That’s what the game industry looks like. He’s not paid to make you cream your pants - it’s complimentary. So he’s basically even more of a gentleman.
3. He’s a confident speaker.  Mostly in Japanese, but he’s incredibly cute and funny about his English too. Obviously confidence and charisma are sexy, but there’s also the implication that he’s vocal in bed, and that’s like a freaking category five hurricane of sexy. Plus he makes really cute faces when speaking, so one can only imagine the ones he makes when you’re on top of him.
4. Onto the fine details: draw your attention to this man’s hands. (Just ignore the wedding ring, or pretend you’re married to him.) His gorgeously soft hands that you’re pretty sure he knows exactly how to use.  His hair’s fantastic too, the kind that you could ruffle lovingly as well as grab handfuls of in the throes of passion. In case that’s not enough, he’s got muscles, which are even rarer than good looks in the gaming industry. They’re not excessively beefy or anything: clearly he only needs them for firm embraces, and pinning you to the bed. Here he is showing off hair, hands and arms at once, although it’s worth pointing out that the combination will make what few clothes you still have on spontaneously disappear.
5. As if it’s not enough that he’s ridiculously sexy, he’s also (as should be expected) a massive dork. He’s got the cute geek look down - whether he’s keeping figurines of his characters by the TV or looking downright adorable at a press conference, he’s just cute enough that you could cuddle him all day long if for whatever reason your clothes needed to stay on.

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Why She’s Hot:

1. Step aside Mother Nature, this bitch is Ororo Munroe. She’s an African priestess who can fly, manipulate the weather, and shoot electrical blasts from her body. Best foreplay ever? Oh yeah, she is a skin-tight-clothes-revealing X-men. Code name: Storm, like the one she’ll conjure up in your pants.
2. HER ROCK-HARD VOLUPTOUS BODY. Given she does have a nice pair of assets, but have you seen the rest of her? Her luscious lips and her ivory-flowing hair. Even through her rebel phase, she still rocked it like an African Goddess.
3. This bitch can put up a fight. She’ll give you a beating and still look like a bombshell.
4. She’s married, but this only makes her eve more desirable. What we do is innocent, just for fun and nothin’ meant. If you don’t like the company, let’s just do it you and me.
5. SHE IS FUCKING STORM AND SHE CAN MAKE IT RAIN, LITERALLY.

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