Why He’s Hot

1. This is James Matthew Flyzik, more commonly known as Matt. This guy is the tour manager for All Time Low. That’s right, he tours the world with these party animals. Can you imagine how strict he has to be sometimes? I bet he knows how to be strict elsewhere…
2. He has an obsession with Mickey Mouse. If he still knows how to play, can you imagine what other types of games he gets up to?
3. He was in a band called Underscore. He still sings with the band, and you’ve just got to hear his voice to know how good it would sound in your ear.
4. He can rock any look. Anything. You’ll probably see him in his signature combo but hot damn he looks good shirtless.
5. He knows how to have a good time and bro down. You bet that he knows how to be wild…

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Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays a complete bad ass on Lost!  He beats people up, tortures people, blows peoples brains out (literally).  Yeah, I know he’s not like that in real life but his TV persona is insanely hot.
2. He can rock an variety of different colored wife beaters:  beige, white, blue, brown, charcoal though he really shouldn’t be allowed to wear one at all.  The man is obviously ripped.
3. Naveen Andrews is so damn exotic… he’s got these dark, intense eyes and his expressions are that of a hunter stalking its prey.  And his hair. his hair his hair… sigh.
4. Think of the role playing fun you could have with this guy!  Seriously, he looks good any which way be it dressed to the nines, in uniform, in handcuffs!!!
5. Of course the obvious, his sexy accent.  Be it his Iraqi TV accent or his real British one - He was born in London, England.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. Meet Christian Climer; guitarist for the band There For Tomorrow. Guitarists are sexy, and this entire band just screams attractive, okay? Okay. Moving on.
2. I bet this boy could pull off any hairstyle in the world. Whether it’s long and blond, short and brown, or somewhere in between, it just seems to work for him. I know you wouldn’t mind running your fingers through that. And holy shit, those eyes. They’re just so pretty and innocent.
3. That body. Yes, let’s see that again. He’s adorably skinny, but muscular at the same time. And his tattoos are very sexy, too. Imagine waking up to that every morning.
4. Let’s talk about how incredible he is at guitar. The way he strokes that thing is just so… hnnnggg. And I’m sure that’s not the only thing he could stroke, if you know what I mean.
5. His voice. Oh sweet Jesus. The way he talks is just adorable. Even his stutter is cute. And his singing voice is absolutely gorgeous. Maika’s not the only one in TFT that can sing. Now, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind having that to sing you to sleep every night. That is, if there’s any sleeping going on ;)

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Why She’s Hot:

1. Now who is that sexy motherfucker? Why, it’s Amber fucking Liu. She (yes, she) is the most handsome lady in all of kpop. From her sexy moves to her badass appeal, how can you not love her? Oh, you say you prefer the cute type? Well hold the fuck up, because she can be cute, or pretty, to just plain hot. She’ll be anything you like in any way you like. Oh yeah.
2. Hnnng, now listen to that sexy rap. Tell me, isn’t that hot? But no, she can’t just rap like a beast in English and Korean, but she can also sing. That’s right, sing. Who wouldn’t want to hear that voice moaning out their name every night?
3. This cute little dinosaur girl is famous for that hair. She can flip it, push it back, get it wet or even curl it and it’s still a fucking turn-on. Imagine running your fingers through that silky hair. And don’t get me started on the hats.
4. Watch this girl move. No matter what dance she’s doing, she rocks it like she’s the new Queen of Kpop. And all these moves just may come in handy during other situations, if you get what I’m saying.
5. Not only is our little pumpkin mushroom insanely talented, she also has one adorkable personality and the cutest smile. From hanging out with her members to playing around with her ‘hyungs,’ filming an MV or helping out in Africa, she is just the most amazing girl. Can I have a hell yes?

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Why He’s Hot:

1. Bitch, take a look at this guy. This is SETH MOTHERFUCKING MEYERS, better known as “The Hot Guy Who Does The News On SNL.” He’s also the head writer of that show. Yeah, that’s right, you get the brooding sweater-wearing writer and the Paul Rudd goofy funny guy all in one. JACKPOT. He coined the phrase “I can see Russia from my house,” for God’s sake. Yeah, people still attribute that to Tina, but those sketches were pretty much all Seth’s writing, so suck it.
2. Those eyes. Goddamn, those eyes. Like two reflecting pools of heaven, they are. They’re so fucking blue that they will laser right through your soul. Oh and while we’re at it, take his penchant for wearing sexy-ass blue clothes, like suits and t-shirts and shit. Fuck. Panties on the ground yet? (Clothing, however, is optional around him.)
3. He went to Northwestern, so you can bet he’s intelligent as all fuckout. You wanna talk about Afghanistan or health care reform or whatever when you’re done making wild passionate love on the bathroom floor? You can bet he’ll be up for it. Also he speaks French, so that just about says it all, my dears.
4. This man is a motherfucking JETSETTER. He’s run marathons in Finland, been in scooter crashes in Bermuda, and, oh yeah, LIVED IN AMSTERDAM FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS. Coupled with the fact that he’s an expert poker player and wears a lot of expensive suits, there’s only one logical conclusion: he’s actually James Bond. Is there anyone sexier than James Bond? Just one person and that’s Seth Meyers.
5. He writes comic books. Yep, that’s right, bitches. This guy is a great big Battlestar Galactica-watching, Green Lantern-loving, X-box-playing, messy-haired nerd. AND EVERY WOMAN LOVES A MAN WHO CAN TALK NERDY TO HER. Don’t you want this man’s joystick all up in YOUR X-Box? That’s what I thought. That’s just what I fucking thought.

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