In case you’ve been out of the fashion loop for a little bit that sexy bad ass mother fucker up there is Yuri Pleskun. Yeah, what a fucking name eh? It’s unique, Russian, and sexy as hell, just like the man it belongs to.
Those eyes. ohmygod. Just imagine he’s thrusting into you and then he looks at you with thesebeauties. Fuck. Yes.
Hailing from the Brox, Yuri’s got the voice of a fucking angel. Listen and listen. Your panties are probably fucking soaked from just listening to him speak. It’s ok, mine are too. hope everything works!
See this GQMF right here? His name is Kim motherfucking Myungsoo, from the flyest boygroup, Infinite. He calls himself L though, ‘cause he’s too gangster for a full name.
Bitch is a player. From seducing the maknae to getting touchy-feely with the leader, nomember is safe from this casanova. But don’t act like that doesn’t turn you on. Who cares how many other people he’s pleasing, you should be lucky if you even manage to get his attention.
This hot motherfucking sexy man is Emile Hirsch. He not only is a good actor, I bet you 10 dollars he is fucking great in bed. He likes to write poetry. And look at those eyes! Just picture him reading you poetry while you are staring into those beautiful eyes. He is overall an attractive man.
He has been in a lot of movies, ever since he was little. He was adorable just a couple of years ago. You just want him to come home to you and fuck you in the foyer. Sometime he does have longer hair. But really I doubt you would are look at the FUCKING BODY!
He played a badass drug dealer in Alpha Dog. Also he was in Milk, and was the cutest nerd ever. Can’t you just picture him pinning you up against the wall and making sweet love to you. Just look at this guy. Are you wet? Am I the only one that thinks he is hot?
He seems to be the romantic type, eh? Just picture him taking you to a candle lit dinner on a beach, then reading you some of his poetry, again. Who cares if he is taken, I mean you could win him over, or if you like threesomes… Now doesn’t he just make you smile when he smiles?
My last point to convince you that I am not crazy, and that he is fucking sexy. Look at this STYLE! He is so cute and you know it. What if you saw him walking down the street like this. Now before I finish, try not to have a sex dream about him. If you do just picture waking up to this everyday.
Did you see that picture up there? If you did, you shouldn’t need any further explanation. But I’m not complaining. I’d be happy to talk more about this fucking gorgeous boy. Just look at that fucking face. Do you see those dark, hypnotizing eyes? They pretty much say it all— I don’t know about you, but my panties have already hit the floor. That crooked nose— you know what they say about deformed noses ladies… Stare all you want, but CAUTION: MAY CAUSE LOSS OF BREATH, HEAT FAILURE, FAINTING, AND/OR SEXUAL AROUSEMENT FOR CERTAIN/ALL SANE PEOPLE.
His name. His name is Xavier fucking Samual. Imagine sighing that name while he gives you the best orgasm of your life. Oh god Xavier. HOT.
His personality. Xavier is a genuinely nice guy. It’s his sweet, caring personality that makes you wanna take him home to mom and proudly show him off to your friends. He has this casual, carefree bravado that you can’t deny. He will literally make everyone stop and stare; whether he’s on the big screen, on the red carpet, or just grabbing a cup of java. He’s the type of guy that would be happy just snuggling up with you, watching movies and talking. But he’s also the guy that will bang you all night long and still leave you begging for more.
He’s Australian. If that’s not enough to make you squeal, then I give up. It doesn’t matter what he says, anything that comes out of his fucking mouth is going to make your nether regions tingle. Aussie accents just make me melt. The sound of his sexy, husky accent whispering what he wants to do to you in your ear is guaranteed to make you all hot and bothered. Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself. Accents are hot.
He’s a fucking badass. He played the evil vampire Rileyin the Twilight Saga: Eclipse. It’s enough to make you Team Riley isn’t it? From that performance he earned the title as the ‘hot’ vampire. That’s right he beat out fellow hottie, Robert FUCKING Pattinson. Not badass enough for you— he smokes, which is fucking hot. Even if you’re not a smoker and you’re totally against it, you CANNOT deny that he makes it look so fucking incredible you would be begging him to wrap your legs around his waist, push you up against a wall and have rough sex with you, cigarette and all.
That’s right, you’re probably wondering who this is? It’s none other than the guy with the deep dimples, the angel who lost his wings. It’s Park Jung-Su or better known as Leeteuk. His stage name literally means “Special,” and damn straight he’s special. He’s the leader of the ever so popular kpop group, Super Junior.
Teukie has pecs. And we all know the golden rule if you have pecs. You must definitely have abs. I bet you just jizzed, right? I’ll wait while you change your panties. Yeah, that’s him showing off his saucy body. With his chiseled chocolate abs and sharp jaw line you’d be begging for his body to be on you.
He’s know for being the angel who lost his wings. Why? It’s cause he’s just toodamnnice. And every girl wants a nice guy with a nice body *cough* Tell me who wouldn’t want to see this smiling face in bed with them every morning. That’s what I thought ;)
He sings, he dances, he plays the piano, he’s a radio host and he sometimes hosts programs.Talk about talented. You know what they say about guys who are good at playing the piano, it means they’re also fuck-tabulous with their hands.
Did I mention that this fine piece knows how to dress? Don’t believe me? Well take a look at this and this. I’m sure you’re damp down there now, huh? And guess what? He loves children. Yes, I’m not joking. You better believe you want him to father your children now.