Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s THE Metal God of the 80’s, 90’s, and you’re damn certain he’s bringing the Metalli-sexy to the 21st Century. As the frontman and chief songwriter of a little band called Metallica, he’s sold over 100,000,000 albums worldwide and been inducted into the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. And really, what’s hotter than respect and recognition?
2. That boyish charm he’s managed to maintain for nearly 46 years. How can anyone this brutal be this cute at the same time? It’s those baby blues. One look from him is all it takes for your clothes to come off and before you know it, you’re callin’ him your “MASTER! MASTER!” while on all-fours!
3. Those legs. SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THOSE LEGS. And look at DAT ASS. The way they so perfectly fill out a pair of black skinny jeans is so obscene, it should be illegal. Imagine being held by those arms and tracing your fingers over the tattoos etched onto them while you’re both laying in post-orgasmic bliss…enough to make you become a die-hard fan.
4. The way he plays that Gibson Explorer. Don’t you wish those fingers were twiddling away on your skin, caressing your thighs, stroking your—well, you get the idea. And that VOICE! That raspy, devious, world-fucking-famous “YEAH!” Plain and simple, his stage presence is orgasm-inducing.
5. He’s fought the demons of his past and WON. He overcame alcoholism after a long, hard battle and repaired his relationships with his family, friends, and band. Such strong will, compassion and determination is not only admirable, it’s a guaranteed PANTY-DROPPER. Is there anything sexier than a guy who’s willing to BETTER HIMSELF?! Nope. And there is NOTHING sexier than the one and only original badass, James Hetfield.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. Choi Minho is a member of Korean group SHINee, and he’s well-known for making the rounds outside of his group. There’s nothing hotter than a guy who hugs, holds, feels up, flirts and gets freaky with all kinds of different people. Everyone wants a peice of this - women and men alike - and why is that? Because this boy put himself out there in every way possible. Some call him a whore, but I call him ambitious, and ambition is sexy.
2. Nothing gets chicks quite as hot as a guy who does whatever it takes to win, and you’d best believe Minho does whatever the fuck it takes to win. He will even manhandle a small child if it means he can come out on top. When he wins, he gets all hot and smug, and when he loses, he gets all hot and pissed off. Either way, you win.
3. Jesus christ, check out that ponytail. And Look at those long legs, with nice thick thighs leading up to a firm ass. Because he’s tall and has a slender body, you know Minho looks good in pretty much anything. A black t-shirt, a suit, his school uniform, silver disco shit, a weird jumpsuit thing - anything. Perfection, thy name is Minho.
4. On top of being a gorgeous competitive whore, Choi Minho could be a model father. He’s attentive, playful, gentle, and maybe he crosses some boundries once in a while but shit don’t matter, he’s Choi Minho he does what he wants. And good luck getting quality time with your baby, Minho doesn’t share his kid with bitches.
5. Let me tell you about Minho’s rapping. Yeah, he’s a rapper - he sings too, like once every 10 goddamn years. Anyways, what makes his rapping hot is the sexy fucker that’s doing the rapping. He makes hot faces, poses like the BAMF he is, and will straight rap the panties off you in a comteportary motherfucking way until his flaming charisma burns you in all the right places. Happy trails to you, bitch.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. 1. He’s Adam Sandler- aka one of the most successful comedians out there. When he’s around, you’ll surely be laughing until you can’t anymore. Who doesn’t love a funny guy?
2. That smile. He can pull off looking extremely goofy yet still have you swooning over him.
3. He may not be perfectly toned and built, but he makes up for it with his sweet personality. He’s a devoted daddy and a family man who you wouldn’t be ashamed to show off.
4. Somehow, Adam manages to pull off looking adorable without trying, yet he can still be a total smart ass when he wants to be. Who doesn’t love a bad boy?
5. He’s a singer. He writes hilarious music and has an awesome voice. Adam’s multi talented- it keeps you wondering about what else he can do.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. That mouth. Those perfect teeth, voluptuous lips..that tongue! All these factors equal up to a fantasy with Sidney behind closed doors. My body is tingling just thinking about that sexy mouth pleasuring my lady parts. Not only the structure of his mouth, but the noises that came out of it have to be so damn sexy. Let face it, his mouth alone could make a woman squeal.
2. He plays and is captain for the Pittsburgh Penguins, 2009 Stanley Cup Champions. In fact he was the first drafted in 2005 at just 18 years old! And as if that isn’t enough for him, he has to go and play for Canada in the Olympics! Have you seen the positions those hockey players could get into? Just imagine yourself placed underneath it all.
3. Ladies, he is only 22 years old. That’s it. So when you’re thinking about dirty thoughts, no need to worry about being creepy and fantasizing over a much older man. I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather have that ripped, youthful physique pressed up against me.
4. Along with being a hockey player for most of his life, fighting just comes natural to him. Every girl wants a man’s man - a man that is perfectly capable of taking anything down to protect you. Security AND confidence is sexy in any man.
5. He has that baby face that everyone’s mom would love. Who wouldn’t want to bring that perfect bone structure home to mom? Even when he is slacking on the razor, he’s STILL sexy. This man is the epitome of sex appeal.

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Why He’s Hot

1. This is James Matthew Flyzik, more commonly known as Matt. This guy is the tour manager for All Time Low. That’s right, he tours the world with these party animals. Can you imagine how strict he has to be sometimes? I bet he knows how to be strict elsewhere…
2. He has an obsession with Mickey Mouse. If he still knows how to play, can you imagine what other types of games he gets up to?
3. He was in a band called Underscore. He still sings with the band, and you’ve just got to hear his voice to know how good it would sound in your ear.
4. He can rock any look. Anything. You’ll probably see him in his signature combo but hot damn he looks good shirtless.
5. He knows how to have a good time and bro down. You bet that he knows how to be wild…

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