Why He’s Hot:

1. His eyes. His nickname from Pete Doherty is ‘blue eyes’, and boy, is it true?
2. His style. Whether it’s the leather jackets, the sexy cardigans, or the hats, oh and more hats. He can even work the pimp cane! But, obviously, he’d look better with it all off.
3. His cool company. He hangs with Morrissey, for crying out loud! And other cool people, like Agyness Deyn and Alex Turner. Oh and, of course, Pete. And Pete, and Pete.
4. His band. The Libertines, clearly, were amazing. And hella gorgeous.
5. He is the only man who walks this Earth who can make smoking attractive. See here, here and here. This, ladies and gentleman, is Carl Barat.

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Why he’s hot:

1. LOOK AT THAT FACE. Imagine seeing this after waking in the morning - in fact, I doubt there’d even be any sleeping going on. No, really, stop orgasming for half a second and look at his junk face.
2. HIS BODY. Let’s repeat that, shall we? One, two, three (don’t worry, the other guy is his brother). Have you exploded yet? WHY THE FUCK NOT?! Well then, try looking at his arms. Guh.
3. He swordfights, spending a great amount of getting sweaty. There’s something undeniably sexy about a man in armour - oh, and there’s this picture.
4. His accent. It’s universally established that English accents are hot, but his is phenomenal. Don’t even get me started on his laugh.
5. He’s a brilliantly goofy nerd. He juggles apples and he juggles shoes (meanwhile, you juggle something else). He dances on set. He laughs quite often. Don’t even pretend those pictures didn’t just make your panties drop. See those on the floor? That’s what I thought.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. Ladies and gents, I present Tom motherfucking Kaulitz.  This sexy bitch KNOWS he’s hot. Confidence is key to hotness. His band even has a song about this one lay he got in a hotel room.
2. His goddamn mouth. Not only is he a doofy 20 year old guy that cracks jokes 90% of the time, his sexy ass lip piercing is just making your panties wet. You can’t deny it. And look at that fucking smile.
3. He plays guitar in a BIG EUROPEAN band with his androgynous twin brother. Don’t pretend that being sandwiched between these two exotic Europeans didn’t make you jizz. They are beauty incarnated.
4. Apparently he’s musically talented. He not only plays (and writes music for) guitar, he fucks around with drums and sings backup. He’s most likely talented at other things too.
5. I know I already said it, but this motherfucker is European. HIS GERMAN MAKES YOU SO HOT YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. Meet Michael fucking Pitt, AKA gorgeous. Just look at that face. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! That sexy hair that’s just amazing any fucking way you do it, and those eyes, those EYES. Yeah and you haven’t even seen this, tell me you don’t want that to roll over and greet you in the morning. Oh, and theirs also this look he does. You just want to wrap your arms around that and offer up some good ‘ol sexual healing.
2. His attitude, he has that whole badass-who-is-maybe-kinda-crazy thing going on; In the way that you just want him to spank you. Yes, there, I said it! and you were thinking it too.
3. Do I even have to mention his body? No, didn’t think so.
4. What has he been in? well just let me tell you some of them: Hedwig and the angry inch (where he is fucking sexy) funny games (where he is psycho and still fucking sexy) and last days (where he is kurt cobain and GODDAMN fucking sexy). He plays a lot of low roles, but the talent is just dripping off him (mm, dripping). Nothing is sexier than a man with talent at what he does (if you get what I’m saying).
5. He also has a fucking BAND called pagoda. Yes, he sings in a goddamn band, too. AND PLAYS GUITAR. and PS you cant deny he is fucking adorable in that video. Just throw your panties at him now girls.

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Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s an original bad boy.  He was a real fucking punk, not like these pansies we get waltzing around our tv screens today.
2. Oh.  My.  God.  He pulled some incredibly sexy faces.
3. He was a bassist & even though he couldn’t play, he gave a damn good show.  Often topless.  Sometimes even covered in blood.  Oof.
4. He was in the Sex Pistols.  Then all that got fucked up, so he ran off and covered Frank Sinatra & Eddie Cochran.  Incredible.
5. He only lived ‘til he was 21.  He’ll never get old.  Or ugly.  As they say, the brightest stars burn out the fastest.

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